? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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