If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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