the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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