Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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