so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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