we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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