Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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