Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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