That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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