Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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