How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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