I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Damn victory sex feels great
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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