Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.