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Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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