whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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