one two three fourrrrnication!
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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