Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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