I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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