This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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