So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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