his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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