one two three fourrrrnication!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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