Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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