I'm lost and stupid without you.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
My orgasm happened in two different decades
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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