Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Dick very happy bro
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Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize