Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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