Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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