The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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