There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I am naked and annoyed.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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