did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
