He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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