I didn't shave. On purpose
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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