it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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