I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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