ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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