Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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