Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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