How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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