They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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