dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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