so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
