I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
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THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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