forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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