weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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