Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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