i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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