but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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