I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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