oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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