If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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