Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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