Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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