I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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