Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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