Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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