I'm really into asian looking animals
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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