All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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