why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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