I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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